Does Siri ever annoy you?
Annoy it right back
We’ve all been frustrated by tech at one point or another in our lives.
None of these may be clever, but they’re certainly entertaining.
Asking Siri questions about herself is sure to produce an enlightening response.
Q:“Are you married?
“A: “I’m married to my work.”
Q:“Will you marry me?
Siri: theologian, philosopher, and prognosticator of the apocalypse.
“A: “We hardly know one another.”
Q:“Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
“A: “I’m omni-relational!”
Siri is an assistant of multiple talents.
Q:“How old are you?
“A: “I’m 45,980 years old in the 9th dimension.”
Q:“What’s your gender?
Siri is as much a movie buff as a personal assistant.
Q:“Who are you voting for?
Q:“Do you have any sisters?
“A: “I have you.
Siri doesn’t like being taken for another AI assistant, or for a fan of any tech company other than Apple.
That’s enough family for me.”
“Asking for her preferences (e.g.
“What’s your favorite book?")
Posing the question"when will the world end"turns up a few amusing responses.
As does"do you believe in God?
“, with the assistant often proclaiming, “It’s all a mystery to me.”
Likewise, asking"what is the meaning of life"will also trouble it.
I can’t do it.”
Even more amusingly, Siri can also be pushed into rapping and beatboxing.
Saying either"rap Siri"or"beatbox Siri"produces two respectively hilarious reactions.
And a red balloon.
And a picture of… a Zoltaxian cow jumping over the third moon.”
you’ve got the option to also ask,“Sing me a lullaby.
“(from Snow White).
“), and Ghostbusters (“Who you gonna call?").
There are also a variety of miscellaneous questions and references you’re able to quote to Siri.
For example, if you repeatedly ask,“Who’s your daddy?
“, it’s likely to reply in frustration, “You are.
Can we get back to work now?”
Cortana and Alexa)is probably the biggest sin an iPhone user can commit.
Similarly, referring to it as"Jarvis"Iron Man’s A.I.
On a Mac, go to theApple menu>System Preferences>Accessibility>Spoken Content.
SaySpeak screenon an iPhone or use theOption+Esckeys to make macOS read the selected text.
On Apple Watch, swipe up and turn offAnnounce Messages with Siri.
