31 Quotes About X (formerly Twitter) Under 140 Characters

He would have tweeted."

“You want me to whatbook?

Are you serious?”

I Don’t Tweet Very Much

“I don’t tweet very much.

I still believe in the mystery of an artist.”

Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut?

Learn to keep your tweet shut."

@KristinCav

“Twitter should ban my mother.”

@RL_Stine (I did!)

“Twitter is so short … safe.

@LenaDunham

“Twitter is not a technology.

It’s a conversation.

And it’s happening with or without you.”

@mattcutts

“On Twitter, we get excited if someone follows us.

In real life, we get really scared and run away.”

We trend Justin Bieber instead.”